Dumphrey
the act of unintentionally spraying diarrhea from ones -n-s in the shower. the act is triggered when the sprayer applies force to expel gas from his or her bowels. however the sprayer, during the gas expulsion process, is unaware that m-ssive amounts of liquid feces will eject from said -n-s. the sprayer is relatively ashamed and in a mild state of panic, however given the privacy and running water, the sprayer knows everything will be alright.
rich: “whats up bro?”
dave: “dude, i just did a ‘dumphrey’ when i was gettin ready to go on my date with sandy.”
rich: “bro, thats nasty…sandy? who the h-ll is sandy?”
dave: “she my shuga momma”
rich: “cool…but what happened to dennis?”
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