dumpiquette


the proper etiquette of bathroom usage post-defecation. universal examples are that of putting the toilet seat down, courtesy-flushing mid-way, renewing the toilet paper roll, washing one’s hands, plunging when needed, and febreezing the affected area(s).
chris: “dude, why did you close the door after you took a sh-t, you’ve got to let the room air out.”

james: “sorry, i guess i don’t have proper dumpiquette.”

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