Dumple Stiltskin
when you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. best if done to an unsuspecting victim.
i once saw manute bol dumple stiltskin on a man’s head… with no stilts!!!
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a creature not of this world, but user of its bathrooms. when it’s done it leaves behind terror; terror and a basketball sized chocolate mud-baby.
“dumple-stilt-skin just annihilated the boy’s bathroom!!!!”
(watch robot chicken to see this creature)
when one takes a dump which has terds so long and tall that they appear to stand, as if on stilts, straight up in the toilet. a true dumplestiltskin must be two such terds, preferably with the heads peeking above the water level.
i took a dumplestiltskin today that was so tall i thought it was going to run after me when i flushed!
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