dumportunity
an opportunity to sneak off from the crowd to go take a monster dump. (dumportunist, noun)
before arriving to the party, bojangles devoured a 5 piece fried chicken bucket and cornbread among various other soulfood dishes. as the party shifted outside, a dumportunity shined upon his churning bowels. bojangles was an infamous dumportunist, with a brand so pungent, suffocating, and foul.
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