dumpsteak
the most painful sh-t you’ve ever taken in your entire life. only happens one time.
we heard bloodcurdling screams coming from the men’s room. at first i thought someone was getting raped, b-tt-f-ck style. but the screams stopped suddenly. after two minutes, evan vonderluftwaffennschwarzteneggar emerged from the stall, beating his chest in fury and pain. his beat-red -ss cheeks told me that there was only one possible explanation: his dumpsteak. i mosied on over to the toilet. sure enough, what did i behold? a dumpsteak. bigger than i had ever seen; full of thumb-tacks, raisins, and coated in a thick film of blood.
‘ouch.’ i thought to myself. i made a mental note to never return to kosta’s greek diner. and my upper lip trembeled at the thought of p-ssing a dumpsteak as large as evan’s.
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