physical condition characterized by the presence of slippery sh-t residue in taint and -n-s region a the result of either: 1) failure to completely remove all sh-t during post-dump -ss wiping or, 2) failure to completely expell all sh-t from body during dump, leading to the ‘slow-leak’ factor involving the slow excretion of sh-t matter through b-tt cheeks while walking or standing. while this phenomenon is often confused with ‘swamp -ss’, a quick examination of one’s underwear reveals a more prominent ratio of sh-t vs. sweat during the presence of dumpster b-tt.
during my lunchbreak at work today i carefully and quietly crammed a wad of toilet paper in my -ss to quelch the dumpster b-tt i’d developed from my morning quick-sh-t.
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noun dəm(p)-stər bət
a) a r-ct-m used as a large receptacle for all manner of c-ck, c-m or instrument with no regard for health or hygeine
b) a whorish gay male
gurl…you should have have scene it! he was al kinds of cracked out. he took two c-cks at once and about 20 loads. what a dumpster b-tt! i still love him though.
- dutch goggles
eyeware for making ugly women look beautiful. rather than bought, dutch goggles are induced by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, which may give rise to other symptoms such as dutch courage. “she looked gorgeous in the pub last night but when i woke up this morning without my dutch goggles on i saw the creature […]
a variation of the word “electronic”, usually spoken by an intoxicated individual whose speech is impaired due to the over consumption of alcohol. i don’t care for this electro…electrom…electromonic game.
- Fuck me, right?
used whenever one is in an unfavorable situation, or whenever one feels like they are in a state of “f-cked”. nick: hey aaron, have you gotten laid lately? aaron: nope. f-ck me, right? micheal: hey, do you guys hear that ticking noise? alli babba: alalalalalalalalalala!!!!! micheal: f-ck me, right?
short version of the word “instrumental”, commonly used on forums ay kid u never got back to me about that instro i sent you.
- irish rangers
not irish, a regiment of the british army made up of protestants from the north of ireland. they are offensive to any right mined irish man and were disbanded and reformed along with the udr to become the royal irish regiment which is even more offensive.they are not to be confused with the irish ranger […]