Dumpster Diva
noun: a gorgeous dumpster diver possessing excellent diving skills. a teacher and leader in the movement against waste. someone who brings the truth of horrific waste to the forefront of the movement against poverty. usually has a side-kick with her so she can carry more and dive safely in dark places.
k – let’s check out this dumpster. this looks like fresh produce!
h – we have a large garden. why do we need more produce?
k – we can rescue the good things and distribute them around the greater metropolis of ebor.
h – good thinking 99. may i borrow your mining helmet light? i see some beautiful melons here.
k – yes, let’s save those from going to waste! we should take photos of all of this and post it for the world to see how much good food is simply thrown out.
h- you are not simply a dumpster diver. you are a dumpster diva!
Read Also:
- dumpy mofo
i would consider a dumpy m-f- to be a person who is not only a mother f-cker (m-f-) but also quite dumpy. however a dumpy m-f- does not have to be on welfare or techinacally f-ck a mother. a dumpy m-f- is someone who is quite grubby and for embellishment you add m-f- at the […]
- Durf Mcgurk
the enlargement of the genital area (especially the durf) by way of samurai moil. two week old jonny got circ-mcised by a samurai moil now he’s a durf mcgurk for life. plus he sports extra large diapees.
- Durya
long-lasting -rg-sm while choked by your partner i got a durya last night, and it was amazing; best feeling i have ever felt.
- Dustin Dodson
real. this guy treats people with respect and demands it in return. straight forward. dustin dodson is freaking amazing!
- Dweson
a some-what odd person, who is attracted to turtles, and typing /ban you: dont be a dweson! me: but i love turtles!