DUMPSTER DUNK


when you take out the day’s garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. so you jump in and f-ck the sh-t out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your c-m. as you get out yell “get a job you b-m!”
and then throw all of the garbage on her. this is called the dumpster dunk!
jim: have you seen that hobo b-tch that lives in our dumpster?
bob: yeah, i just did her ugly and the dumped our trash on her nasty -ss.
jim: oh-i guess that is why it smells so bad back there, i thought it was a dead animal.
bob: nope, just the smell of a dumpster dunk.
a pair of semi-worn, name brand basketball shoes that you found in the garbage. condition may vary.
“dude, i found these almost new jordans in the trash!”

“that’s nasty, you gonna wear em’?”

“h-ll yeah, these are gonna be my dumpster dunks”.

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