dumpster-envy


when you suspect your dumpster is more popular than you.
my friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. because i live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, i’ve gotten quite a few requests. i have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.

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