Dumpster Kitty
dumpster kitty- a women who could conceivable been almost cute but due to the years of topless dancing, smoking kool 100’s, and crystal meth has left her bruised, worn out and her desperate. easily recognizable by the bruises on the legs, tribal art tramp stamp tattoo, kool 100 cigarettes and willingness to be used and abused. probably has genital warts.
greg- have you seen mikes new girlfriend?
dave- man, she looks like a dumpster kitty!
greg- i know what you mean!
1. an allycat, matted hair, smelly and rubs up against anyone for a meal.
2. a woman who could have been good looking but allowed herself to go down the drain.
dumpster kitty: a woman with chipped nail polish, brusises on her legs, bleached out hair smoking misty or kool 100’s. drink of choice is any c-cktail made with champaigne. names like connie, candi or brandy are closely -ssociated with dumpster kitties.
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