dumpster mattress blowjob
the act of receiving a less than stellar bl-wj-b from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.
life coach: hi dude i never met before 10 minutes ago! want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
dude: ummm, ok.
(both lie down together)
life coach: want to make out?
dude: sure why not?
(proceed to make out)
dude: hey you’re not bad with your tongue.
life coach: you have no idea! would you like a dumpster mattress bl-wj-b!?
dude: yolo
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