dumpy pants


a pair of old pants with a horribe sh-t stain or reminents of actual sh-t stuck to the inside of the pants. yet worn anyway, mostly by junkies and drunks and frat boys.
yo, check the dude with the dumpy pants, f-cking stinks!

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