Dundee Shower
scottish phrase given to one who instead of washes/showers/bathes, instead sprays themselves with deoderant.
‘are you going to shower before going out?’, “naw, just gonna have a dundee shower”
the act of using deoderent in place of a real shower, like the unwashed people of dundee.
no hot water left? i’ll just have a dundee shower.
the original waterless shower. no shower? no problem! just apply your spray on deodorant liberally and your good to go!
mark – did you see the queue for the showers this morning?
johnny – aye, i just went for a dundee shower instead!
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