Dung Fu
the art of storing energy and excessive fecal matter in the r-ct-m to be utilized in combat, is generally the reason why sh-t is found in unusual places.
guy: “i don’t know how, but lloyd sh-t on the bathroom ceiling and it landed on me.”
steve: “oh lloyd? that’s cause he’s a master of the sh-tto-nyu style dung fu.”
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