dungeon nome


a small blue nome/smurf looking creature thats main habitat is in the sewage pipes of a house. when it comes out to eat it goes up into the toliet it awaits in prey of a man taking a sh-t. when the man is wiping it leaps out of the toliet and clings to the mans p-n-s with unrelenting force. the only way to get it off is to c-m in its mouth for its feed.
“dude do you have a resident dungeon nome?”
“not the last time i checked we were free of the c-ck-sucking sc-m.”
“i just fed one.”
“oh sh-t! we need to get the f-ck out of here!”

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