dunkin donuts
everyone’s favorite donut — um, i mean, coffee shop. it first opened in quincy ma (that’s pr-nounced “kwinzee”) and has now propagated all over the world even to thailand, where the largest dunkies ever supposedly seats about 130 people.
this is the only place where a “regular” coffee means with cream and sugar. also it’s the only place to buy some “munchkins”, small b-lls of donut “hole” that you can eat in one bite. (yes, it’s amazing something that sounds this gross was such a big hit.)
this fabulous establishment is loved by everyone: cops, college students, ceos, punks, soccer moms, sistas, abcs, wasps, your momma, and whoever else walks in the door.
the dunkin donuts on my street had a line out the door this morning, so i went to the one two blocks down instead.
where cops hangout and eat donuts
wow look at the cop is at dunkin’ donuts again
the high cl-ss breakfast establishment that can be found on any and every street corner in m-ssachusetts. if the one on your block happens to be open 24 hours, it’s probably where all the high school kids go around midnight to detox before heading home. the b-tternut donuts are wicked good, but the breakfast sandwiches are a little sketchy, especially when they’re on croissants.
dunkin donuts is greater than krispy kreme.
the most abundant eatery in m-ssachusetts.
m-ssachusetts is home to many ‘dunkin’ donuts’ and ‘mcdonalds’.
the place where all the cops hang out.
cracka was so stupid he tried to rob a dunkin’ donuts. second he pulled his gat out 5 cops shot his -ss. now he got no legs and he’s doing 5-10 up north.
a unit of distance measurement in certain areas of new england and especially in greater boston.
the nearest krispy kreme? its not a far drive, only about 4 dunkin’ donuts away.
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