Durbakianism


worship of the man known as david durbak. this has been proven to be extremely creepy. this cult is known to address david durbak as lord durbie. this is not to be confused with the favorite childhood toy, ferbie.

origins of this cult is on display in the darkroom. this picture depicts durbaks last supper. surrounded by the founders of durbakism, he looks out to the heavens.
lance: lord durbie, where are the scissors?

durbak: young gr-sshopper, you cannot be trusted with sharp objects

brittany: well said durbie, gee whiz durbakianism is so wonderful!

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