Dürd

1. to be informed of something important at the last minute by someone who knew all day about it.

2. to be given an poor expanation of what you are to do. usually consists of broken sentences and half-spoken thoughts.
1. guys we need these financials like two days ago. yes i knew since last week. sorry for the dürd.

2. “here’s what you got to do: just copy this, update the module to match the client copy and forward final….back client copy…mutter -walks away-”

“d-mnit i just got drive-by dürd”
a durd is another word for the term ” cigarette ” this nationally became announced by tyler durden to respect his day and healthy habits. originated in wapello county.
hey man, did you bring the durds?

i really need a durd.
1. a pejorative term for a male that would otherwise be a douche/ t-rd but for the fact they occasionally do something cool.

2. an egregious number two from a male.
1. michael always h-ts on my girlfriend when i am not around, but then again he just gave me notes for a full semester of criminal law. he is a cool durd.

2. manny just left a heinous durd in our bowl. not cool.
to do something f-cking sweet, an awesome achievement.
i just got durd on those dudes in halo(after a double kill or better). i just got durd as a t-rd with two chicks at the same time.
a nerd friend, combination of dude and nerd.
hey, durd, lose them gl-sses and we might go check out the ladies down by the mall.
r-t-rded, slow, stupid
“i found twelve eggs in the carton this morning! oh wait..durd.”
originally came from the mis-pr-nounciation of t-rd, in order to describe an excrement looking shape on a piece of art-work. can be used to curse any living organism for any reason.
oh for f-ck sake john, you stupid durd, please remove harry from the oven!