durfer


a dumb surfer. one who cant engage in an intelligent conversation. beach b-m who lives for surfing and dosent educate himself.
“youre a dirty durfer”
the highest destiny of man was to evolve to a purely aesthetic state of being, durfers have nearly achieved said state. an enigma; a durfer is a spiritual being who strives to be one with mother nature, though the distraction of the simple pleasures (namely the trogs on kauai) may pull away from a durfers’ spirituality- it is regained through time spent meditating, surfing, and reconnecting with nature.
“it’s an honor to be called a durfer”
someone who thinks (or acts like) they are all good at surfing but really sucks.

also, a loser, poser, idiot, etc.
lizzy is most definitely a durfer.

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