durp

a durp is something you say if you dont have anything else to say
audience: “bush, what are your views on the war?”
bush: “durp”
the incorrect spelling of “derp”.
kid 1: omg what a durp
kid 2: it’s not durp, it’s derp. you’re a derp.
durp is commonly used as a way to greet a companion, usually when entering a room. durp is the natural progression from other such greetings (see below). also it can be said in approval of an opinion or statement or when showing off about something.
what is up? -> what’s up? -> w-ssup? -> waddup? -> sup? -> durp?
1) guy 1 -enters room-: durp?
guy 2: durp!!

2) guy 1: lord of the rings is epic
guy 2: durp.

3) guy 1: just completed angry birds and got 3 stars on every level, durp?!
a word referring to someone who is stupid. stupid in a naive, klutzy way. word originates from sound effects that accompany sluggish, dopey activity, “durp a durp a durp.”
if you are lifting your coffee cup to your mouth, as you awkwardly say ‘h-llo’ to your co-worker, and accidentally splash your face… you’re a durp.

related words: derp, durpadurp.

synonyms: stupid, dopey, naive, clueless, clumsy, klutz, awkward, innocent, god’s child.

antonyms: aggressive, sharp, smart, brilliant, clever.
a word created by matt stone and trey parker, some time ago starting around the time of cannibal the musical. it is a term of saying something along the lines of “oh sh-t i am f-cking r-t-rded”. more people might recognize it the word with the character mr. durp whom replaced chef, and when he would say something stupid would hit himself in the head with a f-cking hammer.
“if you loved chef you’ll love mr. durp -whack- ‘durp'”.
generic term for underwear
he split his pants when he bent over and you could see he was wearing blue durps
symonym for slurpee sold at 7-11, used in nsw, australia
“want to go to 7-11 for a durps?”