duschbox
(pr-nounced d–sh-box)
a computer that contains a processor barely good enough to sustain even the simplest of programs. they most commonly run at speeds no greater than the slowest of duschboxes. often conserves power by randomly shutting its self off, and is frequently mistaken for heavy construction.
1. “dude don’t open msn.. limewire’s still running..you’ll f-ck up my duschbox.”
2. aaron: “hey man, why’d you log off?”
sam: “aw sorry bro.. my um, uhh.. well.. err.. my sistah
pulled the plug.”
aaron: “hmm.. yeah sure… don’t be blaming your sister for your f-cked up duschbox!”
3. mother: “turn off that computer, and go to bed!!”
son: “i did”
mother: “oh, don’t you bullsh-t me.. i can hear the f-cking duschbox from up here!!”
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