Duschl
derived from a germanic tribe of warrior midgets who would cover their enemy’s’ entire head in honey, then would cover it with biting ants and put a bag over it while they swing them back and fourth naked on a rope 5 feet off the ground.
to “duschl” is now know as a s-xual position involving hoodwinking, honey, and rope.
“you wanna duschl?”
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