1. an item or belonging with no purpose in life other than to sit on a self and collect dust.
2. an item which is used so seldom it does nothing more than collect dust.
john had a large -ssortment of dust collectors, including everything from trophys to ceramic figurines.
barbra streisand’s v-g-n-
barbra streisand is an ugly sh-tfaced dust collector
- Dust Farter
an old person. cause they are so old the fart dust. man, that dust farter sure is cranky in his old age.
- Dusting the Wristwatch
jerkin’ it. fapping. spending time with jill, or pamela handerson. pumping the shotgun. pounding the meat. pealing the banana. strokin’. yanking your chain. wacking the worm. i heard some noise in my 13 year old brothers room last night. i think he was “dusting the wristw-tch”.
- Dutch Flamingo
a dutch s-x position involving a yellow d-ld- being taped onto someone’s nose while wearing a pink house robe. they have to stick the didlo into the women or man’s desired entry point (-n-s, v-g-n-, or mouth) while acting like a flamingo. this method of s-xual pleasing is most common amongst people of the dutch […]
one who speaks dutch and listens to gothic music that dutchgoth never turns off winamp.
- dutch monkey
a select group of young men, typically between the ages of 15 and 25, who spend their days and nights in the endless pursuit of smoking blunt after blunt. typical characteristics include posting up in cars, shotness, lack of money and an overall sense of worthlessness. these creatures can be found the world over, but […]