Dustmo
a fantastic combination of goth with that little touch of emo to make one totally awesome. usually accented with tight, black tee shirts with either bands, or extremely graphic messages on them. hair must perform a job two-fold; one must be able to be straightened to cover one’s eyes on occasion, or two, be able to stuffed under a hat, similar to a beret, and spiked to look amazing.
another must of dustmo is the dustmo belt. it is worn on only the right hip, hanging loosely a single belt loop. a short fuse and impromptu shouting matches are also common.
a: “that kid is so dustmo.”
b: “i know, check that shirt. he’d end us.”
a: “yeah. i wish i was that cool.”
b: “don’t we all?”
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