Dusty Armadillo


a dusty armadillo is performed by having doggy style s-x (v-g-n-l or -n-l) and, at the crescendo of the performance, dump some talc-m powder on the girl’s head and call out, “dusty armadillo,” and punch her in the back of the head.
“man, i was plowing away on that girl and gave her a dusty armadillo. i couldn’t see for like ten minutes, that sh-t went everywhere”

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