dusty bumper

a dusty b-mper is the action of falling -ss-first into the dirt while ones pants are around their ankles. common during rowdy outdoor s-x and defecating in the woods. if the latter is the cause of the dusty b-mper, one may walk away with a rusty b-mper.
earl: last night, i was beatin’ cheeks with becky in them woods right behind my trailer, when i tripped over a stob and gave myself a dusty b-mper!

jim-bob: well h-ll yeah brother, than poon is totally worth it! f-ckin’ ain’t nuthin’ if she ain’t yer cousin! yeeeehaw!!

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