Dusty Creamcone
f-cking a woman over 53 years of age and splooging inside her. when you pull out you have dust and cream all over your c-ck.
so i banged betty white yesterday and had the biggest dusty creamcone afterwards. my d-ck was covered in dust and p-ssy residue.
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