Kevin Christ
also known as ko… simply known as the best hockey payer ever to step foot on an ice surface. hockey, dirtbiking, skiing, and ugly chicks is what he’s about. but anything you say he’ll one up.
ryan: “did you see that goal crosby had last night?”
kody: “yeah! i was probly the greatest goal iv ever seen”
chids: “oh yeah, well i can do that blindfolded while skating on my d-ck and shooting with my ears”
-every one walks away-
anthony: “whatta kevin christ”
kody: ” yeah i hate him”
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the ratio of the utility gained from something to the skill required to gain said utility. if something is easy and useful, it has a high kevin coefficient. if something is more useful, but disproportionally more difficult to use, it has a lower kevin coefficient. in video games, things with a high kevin coefficient are […]
- Beijing Mouthwash
to follow a “gumming” of mephodrone by a healthy swig of juice, whilst swirling abruptly and subsequently swallowing, resulting in an enhanced state of euphoria or “highness” “gumming hurts man!” “d00d what you need is a beijing mouthwash!”
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- Yes or no game
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