Dusty Crystal
a dusty crystal is a slang term commonly used to describe a rare s-xual experience involving narcotics, specifically crystal meth. the man first inserts some amount of crystal meth into a woman’s -n-s (the amount depends on both the thrill desired and the inner diameter of the woman’s -n-s). after a satisfactory amount of crystal meth is inserted, ie there is no leakage, the man sits behind the woman, with his face very close to the woman’s b-ttocks. once the man is ready, the woman violently induces flatulance and the man inhales deeply through his nose, intaking all the previously inserted crystal meth and any other gases.
hooker: “hey baby, want some company tonight?”
man:”how much for a dusty crystal?”
hooker:”what’s that?”
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