Guff cake


when a fart (guff) is caught in the hand and then released into somebody’s mouth as a tasty treat.
mum: “i wish i’d ordered some dessert at the restaurant, i’m still hungry!”
son: “don’t worry mum, you can eat this if you like…”
— son farts in hand and forces it into his mother’s mouth—
son: “guff cake!”
mum: “thank you son, i feel much better now”
son: “that’s ok mum, anytime.”

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