dusty moustache


1) (adjective) when, a day or so after shaving,a person has the very faintest of hairs growing through on the upper lip, not enough to call a real moustache, but too noticeable not to have its own name.

2) (verb) to give someone a dusty moustache: a dusty moustache is given by someone who has not wiped their b-m after going to the toilet for several days, the poo becomes crusty, and when farted on to the face of an unsuspecting sleeping victim, creates a moustache made of poo dust across the receivers upper lip

3) (noun) gwen stefani
1) i understand it took howard moon one month to grow that dusty moustache

2) dave and terry were returning from reading festival where they had had a lot of fun, but run out of toilet roll, terry fell asleep on the train and dave thought it would be funny to give him a dusty moustache

3) speaks for itself really.. gwen stefani is made of crusty poo

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