dusty short bus
is the instance where you dip your short kn-bby weener in the dirt, using the finer powdery dirt (or dust) that attaches to the head of your w-ng as lube so you can pile drive the first two inches of your lady’s waiting sn-tch. this is not recommended for trial of entry to the -sshole, as the sphincter may react to the dust on your w-lly, creating a painful itching sensation and thus creating an impenetrable vault door. besides, you’ve only got two inches, come on man. for short d-cks, try castrol gtx instead!
the lady told me i should really try to shake things up as my two inches of man meat isn’t really doing for her anymore, so i performed the dusty short bus on her…. she didn’t like it and suggested we see other men.
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