dusty snowblower
when you’re outside enjoying a nice, cold, winter wonderland bl-wj-b, you’re about to blow your load and she rears back and closes her eyes to receive her facial, when suddenly she receives the worst white wash of her life and you bury her in the snow (add some dirt). after this, you run back to the car/truck (or house), lock the doors, and blow your load inside (got to finish it out!).
dude, she was not happy about receiving a dusty snowblower the other day, but it brought tremendous joy to my life.
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