Dutch Answer


a dutch answer is an answer to a question that while correct is completely useless to the person asking the question forcing them to needlessly rephrase the question.
person 1: “hey what are you planning for tonight?”
person 2: “i plan to breath”
person 1: -sigh- “well that’s a f-cking useless dutch answer”

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