identical to the dutch hand grenade with the following additional action: once the foul air biscuit is released, the other hand follows through with a slapping motion in order to violently waft the putrescent aroma into the snout of the deserving victim.
when my woman told me she was cheating on me with the mailman, i gave that dirty wh-r- a dutch b-tchslap.
- Dutch carpet bomb
ingest a large amount of beans and/or cheap beer. let gas settle in colon, release on partners favorite pillow, jam pillow in said parteners face. voulia. man, the last time i gave my gal a dutch carpet bomb, she kicked my -ss out of bed so quick the womb was spinning.
- dutch pancake
after a woman lays a cleveland steamer right on your chest, she smashes it with her -ss into a nice flat pancake. blueberries and whipped cream optional. “…and when she finished off with a dutch pancake, i painted the screen.”
a mix of a dwarf and an elf; willa and megan; a little man who is turned on by certain types of cheeses; the back part of an earring d-mn, that girl looked like a dwelf, all round like a . suck it dwelf! the dwelf fell down my shirt, so he reached in and […]
death grip syndrome is the excessive use of the hand in male masturbation leading to decreased sensitivity during real s-x. it is a curable, non-permanent condition that requires the cessation of hand masturbation. this will lead to more pleasurable s-x. it will take some time to become used to the sensations of actual s-x ranging […]
dew-did (noun) the act of getting your hair did by your favorite h-m-s-xual hairstylist. in an ever changing era of political correctness one must be able to properly identify (with affection) the person that be dew your dew. go green use less letters and save the environment using one less letter at a time. “come […]