Dutch Blindfold
to place the p-n-s into the mouth of a loved one, and to cover their eyes with your t-st-cl-s whilst doing so.
the only thing she disliked about me giving her a dutch blindfold was that my (pubic) hair got caught in her left eye and it went blood-shot.
when the scr-t-m is stretched over the females eyes (blind fold with the ball bag).
originated in australia
“hey man, i gave this chick a dutch blind fold last night. she dug it the most.”
when the scr-t-m is stretched over the females eyes (blind fold with the ball bag).
originated in australia
“hey man, i gave this chick a dutch blind fold last night. she dug it the most.”
male on top 69, cover woman’s eyes with t-st-cl-s, “blindfold” her.
jenna never saw the carrot headed for her -ss, in fact she couldn’t see a thing, tt had applied such a thorough “dutch blindfold”
dbf \dee-bee-eff\, noun:
1. an ample, beefy package;
2. when you’re trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your b-lls from behind;
3. the sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour the mayonnaise cracker whole
“the sum total length of dutch blindfold’s members’ members is 20 billion pounds. did we just blow your mind?”
hortense: “so, i hear dutch blindfold’s doing birthday parties now.”
jaqueel: “you’re such an -sshole, hortense.”
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