Dutch Briefcase
that horrible moment, when you hold your fart, until you reach the bathroom, and forget to drop your pants, before letting loose. the smell then proceeds to follow the person out of the room, as if it their pants was a briefcase, hence the name.
girl: oh god, what’s that stink?
guy: ‘oh sh-t, i musta dutch briefcased in the bathroom…’
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