Dutch Cucumber


a right of p-ssage for boys in both the netherlands and pennsylvania, a dutch cuc-mber is when a boy rails their friends mom in the -ss while she continuously farts on his d-ck in order to be considered a man by their community.
i am now a man because i got the dutch cuc-mber from jake’s mom last night.

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