Dutch day off
when you have a day off work and end up doing household ch-r-s. coined because the dutch are believed to gain great satisfaction from domestic duties.
pieter: hey jeremy, darling, guess what i did on my day off? three loads of washing, cleaned the toilet and i even sorted your sock drawer!
jeremy: oh, bless! a perfect dutch day off!
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