Dutch Dinkle Dunch
when you are in a hot tub and you 69 causing your partner to whack their head on the bottom of the tub, leaving them unconscious.
megan: why is my new hot tub bl–dy?
ally: i saw liz and steven doing a dutch d-nkle dunch!
liz: what happened last night?
eric: you went hardcore with my brother.
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