Dutch Flat
during oral s-x, the male is sitting on the females chest as she gives him oral. the male then takes a steamy p–p on her chest, as she continues to perform oral s-x. the male then retracts his erect p-n-s from her mouth, and flattens the mound of feces on her chest with his erection. after flattening the p–p, he inserts his p-n-s directly back into her mouth without any cleaning up. this my friends, is the dutch flat.
“what’d you and stacy do last night?”
“we watched 16 and pregnant and i gave her a dutch flat. it was cool.”
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