dutch fluff n’ fan
when the bed sheets are to short to perform an original dutch oven, the dutch fluff n’ fan is the perfect alternative.
performed by releasing the most vile of flatulence under the covers. then, grabing the edge of the sheet and bed spread, rapidly fan the covers up and down while fluffing the rancid air beneath forward.
hold your breath and surprise your partner.
i made rachel gag last night with a dutch fluff n’ fan.
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