dutch garden
a prank in which a guy/gal would shave off his/her friends p-b-s and glue them to the friends doorkn-b
warning: only do while friend is wasted/baked out of thier minds
“craig is such an -sshole! last night we got so f-cked up and i p-ssed out. in the morning, i was left with the mess and he planted a dutch garden on my doorkn-b. he is such a douchebag. i hope he gets aids.”
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