Dutch handjob
when a guy is holding his own erected p-n-s in his hand and another guy/girl moves his arm
d-mn! that stupid girl only wanted to give me a dutch handjob, thats so lame!
when a girl is riding on the back of a motorcycle with a guy driving and suddenly she’s in a big hurry to get somewhere. so, she reaches around, pulls his p-n-s out and starts stroking it. although not official, generally the guy will accelerate the motorcycle pro rata with the rate of speed of the hand job.
the p-ssengers on the amish tour bus were puzzled when a dutch hand job p-ssed them on a moped.
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