Dutch Kitchen
the act of someone p-ssing gas while another party is performing oral s-x on them. the act can be done by either s-x. related to a dutch oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.
she wouldn’t shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and i dutch kitchened her.
the extreme version of a dutch oven, taking a dump, then locking your friend in the bathroom.
also known as a sh-t lockdown.
feel free to try this at home ya’ll!
person 1: dude, there’s a huge spider in the bathroom!
person 2: no there isn’t.. wtf is that janky smell?
person 1: d-mn, you just got dutch kitchened!
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