dutch longboat


variation of the dutch rudder, in which 3 or more people link arms while each man in the group holds on to his own p-n-s. everyone in the chain then moves their arms up and down, causing each man’s hand to stroke his p-n-s under other people’s control.
“hey, how was the orgy last night?”
“kinda slow at first, but then someone suggested we start a dutch longboat, and that got everyone loosened up.”

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