Dutch Massage


technique of m-ssage that comes from the netherlands usually performed by a naked dutch girl named marieke. this technique, even though it does not involve any major s-xual contact, makes a man or woman -rg-sm.
that girl is a specialist in dutch m-ssages. funny thing her name is marieke.

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