dutch microwave oven
farting into a pillow so the next person who lays their head on it gets an instant puff of stench
when to use a dutch microwave oven. lets say your visiting a friend and you dislike their significant other, fart repeatedly into the pillow (ensure you select the correct pillow) and gently replace it to its original position.
Read Also:
- Dutch Route
after being declined -n-l s-x, you might consider a “dutch route”: slipping on an everlast condom backwards, hitting it from behind until the v-g-n-l p-ssage numbs out, then carefully pulling out while managing to leave the condom in; once out, you again put an everlast condom on backwards, then slowly insert into the -n-s. numb, […]
- Dutch Oven Transfer
when one busts -ss in an enclosed sleeping area, i.e. sleeping bag, dorm bed, etc., and wafts his/her dirty air into the adjacent sleeping area. tim: “dude i just ripped some serious -ss, must have been the wedges.” jordan: “oh man its inside my sleeping bag, you pulled a dutch oven transfer. you motherf-ckin’ dot’d […]
- Dutch Snuggin'
the horrendous, noxious odor that ensues after one lets out a fart while wearing a snuggie (or any similar one-person blanket with sleeves). while curled up on the couch and wrapping up in her snuggie following a satisfying meal of beanie weenies, amy’s farts ballooned into a m-ssive dutch snuggin’. 1 more definition add your […]
- dutch strip
to, during the act of coitus, tear a clump of pubic hair out of your partner’s love bush. “how’s your love life, dave?’ “it was a bit cr-p mate, but then i gave trudy a dutch strip and now she’s gagging for it 24-7.”
- dvij
dvij is a very smart and funny guy. he thinks he can dance, but really he can’t. hes a good friend to have because he can always make you feel better with silly jokes. oh dvij, your always there for me