Dutch Route
after being declined -n-l s-x, you might consider a “dutch route”: slipping on an everlast condom backwards, hitting it from behind until the v-g-n-l p-ssage numbs out, then carefully pulling out while managing to leave the condom in; once out, you again put an everlast condom on backwards, then slowly insert into the -n-s. numb, she will not know exactly which hole you’re d-gg-ng her in. success!!!
she wouldn’t let me pound that -ss, so i pulled a dutch route in that sh-t!
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