Dutch Muffin
to give or be a victim of a dutch m-ffin is when you or someone else sits on another’s pillow and farts. as you stand up the pillow “breathes” in all of the surrounding flatulence. when your victim lays their head on their pillow the fart is expelled directly in their face… delicious!
me: did you enjoy the dutch m-ffin i left for you last night?
victim: yea thanks, you -ss. it tasted horrible!
the s-xual act of shoving a hardened, compact, or concentrated ball of sh-t down your partner’s throat. (dutch m-ffins can also be inserted in the r-ct-m or v-g-n-)
oh yea! shove that dutch m-ffin up their!
when a man and woman are in bed. the man farts then puts the sheets over the girls head so she only breaths in farts. than you put ur weeny in her mouth so she can only breath in her nose. then you finish up and then eat yummy m-ffins.
olivia and n00j
in bed. dutch m-ffin stylin
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